Too Noobs Talking

In this newly minted episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss and react to the Flyers' shocking trade of Cutter Gauthier, laugh over once-proud ESPN and their pathetic attempts to win Emmy awards, seriously wonder over a very odd sighting of a 10 foot....thing....in Brazil....and then conclude by conducting a think piece on truth telling vs. lying in the culture

For the 171st episode of Too Noobs, the guys discuss a trio of "people being dumb and silly" stories involving a curious lawsuit lobbed at Hersheys, NYC being NYC on New Years Eve, and Michiganders memorializing a pothole. Then, an interesting story involving glow-in-the-dark road markings have the guys wondering why this hasn't been released in the US. Finally, a scientist theorizes that humans would be living longer if not for the dinosaurs pulling the whole "going extinct" card, and another Batman movie draft is conducted with the guys being in charge of their own movies.

Welcome to the start of a new year with Too Noobs! In this inaugural episode for 2024, the guys review the latest political insanity over the "Orange Man" and the 14th Amendment, wonder if Chick-fil-A will open on Sundays in the state of New York, worry over Californians having to resort to drinking toilet water, and finally (to save Matt's sanity) discuss changes they would make to any of the top 4 American sports leagues.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Too Noobs Talking! For our final episode of the year, the guys gathered together all of the crazy stories & takes from 2023. Enjoy, and we look forward to 2024 with all of you!

Behold the final full episode of Too Noobs for 2023! In this episode, the hosts talk about UK Prime Minister Sunak's astonishing and truthful testimony, a sports themed "Jam It In There" segment on Shohei Ohtani's contract, Florida State getting booted from the College Football Playoff, and Patrick Mahomes' "heel turn". Then, the guys turn to another "weird file" with massive goldfish invading the Great Lakes, and conclude 2023 by sharing their favorite (and hated) Christmas songs. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

For this "apocalypse inducing" episode of Too Noobs, the guys review an article from the NTSB calling for intelligence speed assistance technology to reduce speed in new cars along with the recent span of thefts to Canada Goose brand jackets in Washington DC. Then, hopes are raised when a judge in Parma issues a terrific sentence to a "Karen" who lost her mind at a Chipotle restaurant, and laugh over another NASA crew member inadvertently losing a toolbox in space just outside of the International Space Station.

In this week's episode of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the ongoing Meta lawsuit by discussing a recently unsealed court document that sheds a (wonderfully) horrible light on the company. Then, "fake news" takes on a whole new meaning at Sports Illustrated, beavers have a go at munching on DC's prized cherry trees, and does John advocate for self-checkout lines to be installed everywhere?

Topic 1 article: https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/26/business/meta-collecting-data-children-facebook/index.html

Topic 2 article: https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers

Topic 3 article: https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/washington-dc/timber-beavers-gnawing-at-dcs-cherry-trees-nps-says-no-cause-for-concern/

Topic 4 article: https://news.yahoo.com/is-it-time-to-end-self-checkout-for-shoppers-211009966.html

Welcome to the 165th edition of Too Noobs! In this episode, the guys dive in to the "leftovers" from the Thanksgiving holiday by discussing director Christopher Nolan and Guillermo del Toro's recent comments on saving physical copies of movies, and debate if the WHO can combat loneliness (ha). Then, the gents offer practical tips on how to avoid trips to the ER during the holiday season, and then "Jam It In There" with 3 separate NFL stories that happened over the last week.

Topic 1 article - https://variety.com/2023/film/news/christopher-nolan-streaming-films-danger-risk-pulled-1235802476/

Topic 2 article - https://people.com/who-declares-loneliness-pressing-health-threat-launches-commission-8403598

Topic 3 article - https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/why-some-people-end-up-in-the-er-on-thanksgiving-how-to-stay-safe-140056397.html

Topic 4 articles -

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/22/sport/tom-brady-nfl-mediocrity-spt-intl?cid=external-feeds_iluminar_yahoo

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/bernard-williams-on-eagles-cutting-him-at-age-51-i-had-no-idea-i-was-still-on-the-roster

https://sports.yahoo.com/former-lions-qb-scott-mitchell-goes-off-after-barry-sanders-doc-rips-eminem-and-jeff-daniels-201227636.html

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners to Too Noobs! In this episode (while John continues his "magical work tour"), Steve and Matt talk about a very bizarre story involving Volkswagen's customer service department and a kidnapping (yikes), and react over former NFL sideline reporter Charrisa Thompson's claim that she made up stories after halftime, along with Joe Burrow's wrist injury that might not have been reported by the Bengals prior to the game. Then, the guys lament over the Oakland A's leaving for Las Vegas in 2025, and debut a new segment named "This or That" involving brand choices. #podcast #thanksgiving #volkswagen #nfl #oaklandathletics #thisorthat

Topic 1 article - https://news.yahoo.com/illinois-family-couldnt-gps-data-154211450.html?guccounter=1

Topic 2 article (Charissa Thompson) - https://awfulannouncing.com/nfl/charissa-thompson-sideline-reports.html

Topic 2 article (Joe Burrow / NFL investigation) - https://sports.yahoo.com/nfl-will-investigate-why-joe-burrow-wasnt-listed-on-the-bengals-injury-report-152810061.html

Topic 3 article - (Oakland A's relocation a done deal) - https://nypost.com/2023/11/16/sports/oakland-as-officially-relocating-to-las-vegas-after-unanimous-vote/

With John out on a work-related tour in North Carolina, Steve and Matt guide you through another great episode of Too Noobs! For starters, the guys talk about the UK Parliament debating a potential ban of cigarettes by raising the legal smoking age for one year every year starting at kids aged 14 and under. Then, are the "Swifties" taking over the NFL because the NFL wants more of a mix of races in their audience (spoilers: Huffington Post employs dorks)? Finally, Steve makes fun of a supposed "groundbreaking" study on what killed the dinosaurs, and Matt attempts to butcher "Terminator 2" through his recasting efforts. Enjoy!