With John out on a work-related tour in North Carolina, Steve and Matt guide you through another great episode of Too Noobs! For starters, the guys talk about the UK Parliament debating a potential ban of cigarettes by raising the legal smoking age for one year every year starting at kids aged 14 and under. Then, are the "Swifties" taking over the NFL because the NFL wants more of a mix of races in their audience (spoilers: Huffington Post employs dorks)? Finally, Steve makes fun of a supposed "groundbreaking" study on what killed the dinosaurs, and Matt attempts to butcher "Terminator 2" through his recasting efforts. Enjoy!