In the 149th edition of Too Noobs, the guys talk about the Biden administration obsession with setting arbitrary figures, this time involving cars and miles per gallon (how about 58 MPG in 9 years?). In addition, John, Steve and Matt review a weird story about an underage alcohol server controversy in rural America, whether or not China is pulling another fast one with a bear resembling a man (or is it the reverse?) in a zoo, and Steve's obsession with milk is a cause for genuine concern.