Welcome to the 147th episode of Too Noobs! With John on a training mission at work, Steve and Matt discuss three amazing stories - first, the guys talk about the French government's overreach of power when it comes to securing its people, wonder if the SAG and writers' strike in Hollywood will end "Big Entertainment" as we know it, laugh at a stupid TikTok trend involving continuous glucose monitors, and go "retro" by playing a couple of rounds of Goldeneye from the N64.