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Ever been driving by a church in your neighborhood, looked at it long and hard, and thought, "Wow, that would make an amazing laser tag arena?" No? Well, you definitely aren't alone. Wouldn't you know it, there are some people out there that did, however. From restaurants to apartment buildings, the lives of de-consecrated churches out there can be rather wild, and Your Friend Frosty just happens to have a stack of them on-hand and ready to share, much to the chagrin of dearly religious Mike Whiskey. Sorry, but the discomfort is real, and it's coming right at you. Say your prayers and prepare thy ears - this one is gonna be weird.