We’ve wrapped ourselves in plastic and hidden our cat this week as we talk about Nathan J. White’s THE CARRIER!!! In a sleepy little town, the downtrodden Jake is attacked by a mysterious black thing that imbues him with a strange ability; if he touches an object, it becomes cursed and dissolves whoever touches it. It’s a fantastic movie with lots of interesting story and unique plot that was obviously very thoroughly planned. We love it! We don’t have friends out here either, so what the fuck does it matter?