Let's have some real talk about America. The shootings. The jingoism. The lack of 1/4 and 1/3 cup markings on Pyrex liquid measuring cups.

Oh, you wanna hear dirty anagrams made out of presidents' names instead? Yeah, we can do that, too.

Other discussion topics may include:

- How to make enemies with every Bostonian celebrity ever

- The weaponization of pepperoni pizza

- The origin of the United States, from documents and tariffs to slave owning and cousin sexing

- Insurance ducks, moose parties, French licks, and other secret meats

- America's all-time most prestigious hornball maniac