Do you, or anyone you know, happen to have the number of a girl or guy who could hook it up with the cute printed diapers that babies wear? Yes?! Ok... but not for babies, we will be needing those in adult sizes, please and thank you kindly. Also, we will be stealing all your cute miniature sized items (think mini salt shaker) if you allow us in your home or establishment. K. Thanks. 

Welcome in to episode 44! What the hell is going on here this week you ask? Well, this faux spring has got us all ready for summer, bomb drinks and light kleptomania. This week Claire has a thorn to share (don’t mind Fran as she pats herself on the back) and sneak preview the barn begins making appearances in the weekly highlight reel! The duo is also sharing some interesting news about the ABDL world (look it up or just listen) and an influencer who duped her followers into thinking she was on a Bali vacation, when in reality she just went to Ikea. Advice this week comes from a listener struggling with a nightmare of a friend and the ladies share what family members would assume they would be arrested for. Finally, listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (adorable coffee shops and sexy death podcasts) and bring you this weeks hater (Fran gets it guys).

Faux Spring Refresher 
2 parts Vodka
2 parts watermelon juice
1 part watermelon flavored sparkling water (we used a caffeinated version)
Juice of half a lime 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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