Happy end of 2024 sweet baby listeners. We thought we should bring some brightness and lightness to this real trash hole of a year... end it with a bang, if you will. We hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoy recording. We love you and we wish you a happy new year, filled with questionable choices and loose morals. 

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Dedicated listeners of the pod, this one is a little chaotic and tangential, but has a whole lotta laughs (1/4 of the episode is actually Claire and Kristene laughing). Will you be also keel over from the amount of hilarity that ensues when the gals consume more CBD cocktails?!?!? Only time and yours ears will tell. 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s? Find us @abvpodcast on Insta.

Friends of ABV, we recorded this episode a long time ago. Fran is procrastinator. She blames it on being busy, but we all really know its the ADHD. Enjoy this CBD fever dream. A plus for you at the end, there is a Crumbl cookie review :)

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s? Find us @abvpodcast on insta. 

Loyal listeners of this pod, who do these hosts think they are with all their reviews that they have going on?!?! And with kids featured no less? Is this pod turning into a family friendly affair?! I think we all know the answer to that question, lololol. Enjoy!

Canned Cocktail Review: Mom Water

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh hey ABV faithful, it’s officially summertime and that means one thing, it’s time to break out the easy drink- the canned cocktail. In order to help you sift through all the choices, the hosts have decided to bring back their review- once a week each host will pick a brand and they will drink (of course) and tell you what they think. Don’t worry, we don’t mind doing the heavy lifting. 

This week’s canned cocktail: Kylie Jenner’s Sprinter. 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Well, well, well, loyal listeners of ABV we apologize in advance for the messiness that is this episode of the pod, recorded at one cohosts home that will not be named in these notes. If you can get past the constant interruptions and distractions, there are some gems waiting for you!

Gibson Martini

2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
Splash of cocktail onion juice
3 cocktail onions
Stir with ice, pour and serve

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Lucious Listeners of ABV, when one outta three cohosts are away, you know this podcast turns into a Bravo Tok pod. So for those that partake, enjoy! And those that don’t, to effin’ bad, you are stuck listening now. 

Moroccan Mint Tea
Moroccan Mint Tea (of your choosing)
Frangelico To your taste
Sprig of Mint
Pebble Ice

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Lovely listeners of ABV, when two cohosts are hangin, chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’, eatin’ dinner and havin’ a drink, it’s truly, just them against the world. And for you too sweet listeners, we hope that you pull up a seat, relax a little, and enjoy this week’s episode. And… stay for the hate too :)

Brunch Punch
Pureed strawberry cubes
Fresh squeezed orange juice
Fresh squeezed lime juice
Ginger
Blend it with ice
Top with bubble water

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Faithful listeners of ABV, sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it, and when the hosts are telling stories of a glorious night out on a delightful spring Sacramento night, it’s obvious… it’s the drugs. Get ready to dive into episode 207- maybe it will be the drugs for you too. 

Strawberry Gin and Tonic (Adult Capri Sun)
Slice strawberries pour gin over- let steep for several days
1 shot Gin
Fresh squeezed lime 
Tonic water
Garnish with mint

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh hey there kind listeners of ABV. When one your cohosts ditches you for a different party, what do you do?!?! Relentlessy talk shit about her, of course! This is ABV after all… no one is safe, not even the hosts. Enjoy!

Summer Beer- AKA Claire’s Drank Of Summer
Can of frozen Lemondade
Twelve Oz Vodka
3 Light Beers

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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