Anything But Vanilla Podcast

Loyal listeners of this pod, who do these hosts think they are with all their reviews that they have going on?!?! And with kids featured no less? Is this pod turning into a family friendly affair?! I think we all know the answer to that question, lololol. Enjoy!

Canned Cocktail Review: Mom Water

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Oh hey ABV faithful, it’s officially summertime and that means one thing, it’s time to break out the easy drink- the canned cocktail. In order to help you sift through all the choices, the hosts have decided to bring back their review- once a week each host will pick a brand and they will drink (of course) and tell you what they think. Don’t worry, we don’t mind doing the heavy lifting. 

This week’s canned cocktail: Kylie Jenner’s Sprinter. 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Well, well, well, loyal listeners of ABV we apologize in advance for the messiness that is this episode of the pod, recorded at one cohosts home that will not be named in these notes. If you can get past the constant interruptions and distractions, there are some gems waiting for you!

Gibson Martini

2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
Splash of cocktail onion juice
3 cocktail onions
Stir with ice, pour and serve

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Lucious Listeners of ABV, when one outta three cohosts are away, you know this podcast turns into a Bravo Tok pod. So for those that partake, enjoy! And those that don’t, to effin’ bad, you are stuck listening now. 

Moroccan Mint Tea
Moroccan Mint Tea (of your choosing)
Frangelico To your taste
Sprig of Mint
Pebble Ice

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Lovely listeners of ABV, when two cohosts are hangin, chillin’ out maxin’, relaxin’, eatin’ dinner and havin’ a drink, it’s truly, just them against the world. And for you too sweet listeners, we hope that you pull up a seat, relax a little, and enjoy this week’s episode. And… stay for the hate too :)

Brunch Punch
Pureed strawberry cubes
Fresh squeezed orange juice
Fresh squeezed lime juice
Ginger
Blend it with ice
Top with bubble water

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Faithful listeners of ABV, sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it, and when the hosts are telling stories of a glorious night out on a delightful spring Sacramento night, it’s obvious… it’s the drugs. Get ready to dive into episode 207- maybe it will be the drugs for you too. 

Strawberry Gin and Tonic (Adult Capri Sun)
Slice strawberries pour gin over- let steep for several days
1 shot Gin
Fresh squeezed lime 
Tonic water
Garnish with mint

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh hey there kind listeners of ABV. When one your cohosts ditches you for a different party, what do you do?!?! Relentlessy talk shit about her, of course! This is ABV after all… no one is safe, not even the hosts. Enjoy!

Summer Beer- AKA Claire’s Drank Of Summer
Can of frozen Lemondade
Twelve Oz Vodka
3 Light Beers

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh man ABV darlings... when the ADHD is in full swing and all the cohosts got a touch or two, well, you often lose things, lose track of where something was placed, send the incorrect episode for editing, think you uplaodded something but didn't, etc. etc. So here she is in all her glory, the semi lost episode of ABV, well, at least lost for a week or two. Enjoy the madness friends. 

Mango Chili Tepache Margarita
Mango Chili Tepache
Tequila
Honey
Fresh Squeezed OJ
Honey/salt rim
Shake and enjoy

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Sweet baby ABV listeners, you know, that we know, that you know, that we are all just one big ball of mental health issues, wrapped up into a pretty bow, that you can listen to weekly. Keeping that in mind, we see you, you see us and we are one, with all of our anxiety, despression and mania issues. p.s. Deet is the only thing that actually keeps mosquitos off your skin. 

Diane Fishburn (OPM) Mocktail 
Pomegranate Juice
Orange Juice
Sparkling Water
Craft Ice Cube

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh ABV listeners, when one host is missing, that means the nicer of the two hosts remain, lololol, jkjkjkjkj. Welcome in to episode 103, where the ladies are getting a little buzzy, creating craft cocktails,  sharing their ups and downs, laughing, drinking, thinking they didn’t record their podcast and of course, being incorrect. Come along on this journey, through friendship, drunk storytelling,  judging poor restaurant interiors and catty cohost comments.  

Pineapple Spice is Nice
Tequila of choice
Pineapple Spice Sparking water
Triple Sec
Fresh Squeezed OJ
Pineapple Juice

 Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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