Anything But Vanilla Podcast

Oh man ABV darlings... when the ADHD is in full swing and all the cohosts got a touch or two, well, you often lose things, lose track of where something was placed, send the incorrect episode for editing, think you uplaodded something but didn't, etc. etc. So here she is in all her glory, the semi lost episode of ABV, well, at least lost for a week or two. Enjoy the madness friends. 

Mango Chili Tepache Margarita
Mango Chili Tepache
Tequila
Honey
Fresh Squeezed OJ
Honey/salt rim
Shake and enjoy

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Sweet baby ABV listeners, you know, that we know, that you know, that we are all just one big ball of mental health issues, wrapped up into a pretty bow, that you can listen to weekly. Keeping that in mind, we see you, you see us and we are one, with all of our anxiety, despression and mania issues. p.s. Deet is the only thing that actually keeps mosquitos off your skin. 

Diane Fishburn (OPM) Mocktail 
Pomegranate Juice
Orange Juice
Sparkling Water
Craft Ice Cube

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh ABV listeners, when one host is missing, that means the nicer of the two hosts remain, lololol, jkjkjkjkj. Welcome in to episode 103, where the ladies are getting a little buzzy, creating craft cocktails,  sharing their ups and downs, laughing, drinking, thinking they didn’t record their podcast and of course, being incorrect. Come along on this journey, through friendship, drunk storytelling,  judging poor restaurant interiors and catty cohost comments.  

Pineapple Spice is Nice
Tequila of choice
Pineapple Spice Sparking water
Triple Sec
Fresh Squeezed OJ
Pineapple Juice

 Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Oh Lord ABV listeners, buckle up because this week’s episode has a little bit of everything… lewd acts with mandarins, light bullying, internet ADHD, arguments and of course, talk about 90’s TV shows.  Welcome in to episode 102, where the ladies are drinking, laughing, yelling, sharing their innermost thoughts and deep down feelings, for all to hear and planning their future matching tattoos.  Enjoy!

Mandarin Cream Margarita
Tequila of choice
Muddled Mandarins
Lime
Cointreau
Agave
Coconut Cream
Shake and Enjoy

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Sweet baby ABV listeners, as we enter into our 101st episode we ask you one critical question…What do you do when you have day old margaritas and no power? Record a podcast of course!Welcome in to episode 101, where the ladies lost power during a recent winter storm and are recording in the dark, just to set the mood. Will their devices run out of battery and the episode get cut short? Only one way to find out. 

Breakfast Margarita
Tequila of choice
Lots of fresh lime Juice
Cointreau
Agave
Orange marmalade jam
Combine, stir and enjoy

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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To our faithful listeners. We love you, you love us, we love each other. Let’s keep this love fest going by gulping down some Saltburn Bathwater and celebrating our big milestone episode together. 

Welcome in to episode 100, where the ladies finally freakin’ did it! They made it to 100 episodes. They are celebrating, you are celebrating, we are all celebrating this milestone.  Let’s listen to catty comments, get some new stuff to like and not be distracted by Claire in this episode… mmmmkay?

Saltburn Bathwater
Jacob Elordi’s Cum
Warm Bathwater
A teeny bathtub

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Dear sweet baby listeners, what kind of fry person are you? Crinkle? Crisscut? Thin and Crispy? The pod this week seeks to answer the age old question, who truly does have the best fries of them all???? Buckle up, it gets divisive.  

Welcome in to episode 99, where the ladies are fighting over Jeremy Allen White and partaking in the French Fry wars of the good ol’ US of A. Kristene is bringing the heat with this weeks AITA, auntie edition. Shit we like is diverse and well rounded, we hope you enjoy. Lastly, hater is out, Sac restaurants are in. The ladies are featuring a new wrap up segment with a more positive twist. Enjoy!

 Lazy Basil
Tequila as you like
Stovewood Kitchen Strawberry Basil Mix
Topo Chico
Fresh squeezed lime juice
True Lime packets
Strawberry Wedge
Lime Wedge

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? If you are a faithful listener to this podcast, and are familiar with our level of trash talking, then you know that’s a hell nawwwwww from us. All old acquaintances will not only be brought to mind, but will be talked about in perpetuity, for all to hear. 

Welcome in to episode 98, where the ladies review their years top favorites and heckle the hell out of one another along with way. What Joy! Lastly, this YEARS hater is brought to you by Bravo… we know that you saw this one coming, but how couldn’t we???? 

 Poinsettia
1 bottle Sparkling Wine
1/2 bottle Cranberry Juice
Juice of 2 Limes
Vodka (to your liking)
Sliced Lime wedge

Place juice and vodka ingredients into a pitcher and place into the fridge for at least an hour! Our a glass of champagne 1/2- 3/4 full. Top with vodka and juice concoction. Add lime wedge garnish. 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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Hey there, lovely listeners. Three episodes this year? Who are we even? Not to brag, but we are practically professional podcasters at this point!

Welcome in to episode 97, where Claire and Kristene hold down the fort in Fran’s absence. Fran will be back next episode to fill you in on the thorn that kept her apart from us. AITA this week asks the question, are you secure in your relationship? Or will a couple of nude selfies make you break up? The shit we like this  week highlights a new local restaurant, serving up delicious meats and a tool that helps you divvy up the household mental load and chores. Lastly, this week’s hater is a reality tv villain that we love to hate. Can you guess who it is?

Blessmossa
INGREDIENTS
PRODUCE
 1 APPLE
 1 ORANGE
 1 TSP CINNAMON
 2 TBSP SUGAR
DRINKS
• 1/2 GAL APPLE CIDER
BEER, WINE & LIQUOR
• 1 BOTTLE PROSECCO
OTHER
• VANILLA VODKA INFUSED WHIPPED CREAM

DIRECTIONS
COMBINE SUGAR AND CINNAMON ON A SHALLOW PLATE. DIP THE RIM OF EACH GLASS IN CARAMEL OR HONEY, THEN DIP INTO THE CINNAMON-BROWN SUGAR MIXTURE, COATING THE EDGE OF EACH GLASS. FILL EACH GLASS HALFWAY UP WITH APPLE CIDER. ADD A SQUEEZE OF FRESH ORANGE JUICE. TOP WITH PROSECCO. ADD SLICES OF APPLE. GARNISH WITH VANILLA VODKA WHIPPED CREAM AND A SPRINKLE OF CINNAMON & SUGAR.

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

Find us @abvpodcast on insta

Dear Listeners, we hope you are thrilled that this pod is continuing to plug along consistently. We don’t want to jinx it, but our commitment level is giving, right now. Let’s see if we can make it a habit.