What dear listeners do you think you were born to do? Save lives? Help others? Work with underprivileged children? Well, naturally, the ladies have some ideas about what they were born to do and let’s just say that it doesn’t have much of a moral upside. 

Welcome in to episode 45! Where the ladies will do almost anything if you pay them enough and if someone could help them set up their dominatrix website, that would be cool too. This week the ladies share their highlight and lowlight reel (the barn is back again, we are old and throwing out our backs). Local Sacramento news is poppin’ nationally (we have a Sacramentan as the bachelorette!) The ladies discuss how MLM’s are bullshit for those living under rocks and Claire brings you some random treasure hunter news. Advice this week comes from a listener who wants to date a coworker, the ladies divulge what they were “born to do”. Finally, listeners get to know more stuff we like right now, (makeup and bomb local shops) and bring you this weeks hater (Corona Virus watch out).

Vanderpink Margarita 
2 parts Tequila
2 parts Lime juice
1 part peach purée 
1 part orange liqueur 
Dash of hibiscus syrup
Ice if you aren’t a hood rat like fran 

Did you enjoy the shows intro song? Thomas Castillo and his band Creamline, created ABV’s spectacular music. If you want to hear more from Creamline, you can find them on instagram @creamline916. In need of some advice? Want to ask us something weird or embarrassing and have us answer it live? Looking to slide into our DM’s?

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