It’s time for Giant Electric Penguin, the podcast guaranteed to make the normies reverse-Kool-Aid-Man it without fail!

In this episode, Michael Jackson returns to JCPenney for an unbelievable promotion; Josh Duggar wishes his mommy a happy Mother’s Day; and Matt contacts the Better Business Bureau.

Plus: Clay Aiken vs Neil Sedaka! Prom pictures! Dicking around on Threads! Dogs! Woke Stabler! Yelling at the elderly! And the Duggar-Donner Challenge Re-Revisted!