Confusion leads to a lengthy discussion of the film THE PROGRAM. Plus: Matt’s mom loves Tom Llamas. And: Matt is forced to stop watching THE IT CROWD. Not to mention: Matt and his dad spend a wild Spring Break weekend in Hotlanta, GA! And we say good-bye forever to some very important people. It’s a somber hour of podcast fun.

Confirmed dog lover, Matt Lawson, presents another episode of the award-winning podcast, Giant Electric Penguin. In this one, Matt gets mad; Jelly Roll forgets his Juggalo past; and don’t go into Uncle Aiden’s barn…there’s a killer doll in there. Plus: Olive Garden suicide! Ray J says goodbye! Gabriel Hartwicke’s overrated dolls! Crazy chihuahuas! And we ask the question, “Who would win in a fight between M3GAN, Rob1n, and Chucky?”

This is the 133rd episode of Giant Electric Penguin. Deal with it, dipwads!

A new Ice Age is upon us, but at least there’s a new episode to keep humanity warm. In this one, Timothy Busfield changes clothes; Granny joins the Guardians of the Galaxy; and Matt asks the question on everybody’s mind: “Where’s Orko?” Plus, are the Universal theme parks under some kind of “Mummy’s Curse?” And why does everything suck so much right now? We’ve looked into it and, frankly, we’re all doomed. All that and demonic waffles!

Recorded live from the middle of a busy road. In this episode, Matt is still worked up about Stranger Things! Plus, we visit Dahlonega, GA and pay tribute to its most famous son. And DON’T TOUCH IT! It’s a Vourdalak! But also: GoFundMe is for murderers now! Ruining Netflix’s His and Hers! And the legendary Godzilla joke that hurt a mother’s feelings!

In this episode, Matt unleashes his fury on the Conformity Gate community; Trump makes visiting our national parks a baffling ordeal; and Mr. Quack Quack seals his fate. Plus: Why is Barron Trump so miserable? And: Why do listeners keep guessing Matt is two degrees separated from child murderers? Also: We start our journey to find the Weirdest Thing on Tubi by watching the Weirdest Thing on Tubi. *WARNING: Episode contains minor Stranger Things spoilers and a cursed song that will shatter your psyche.*

In the first episode of Giant Electric Penguin in 2026, Matt makes an embarrassing mistake in the bathroom at Bucc-ee’s! Also: we rank the main characters of Stranger Things from worst to best! And is Matt the world’s biggest Avatar fan now? You’ll have to listen to find out. Plus: New Years Resolutions! Starting beef! Gatekeeping!

This is a Christmas podcast. Don’t even worry about it. In this holly jolly episode, Matt reveals his deeply embarrassing Top 5 musical artists of 2025; Kirk Cameron demands that you pray for Chick-fil-a’s deliverance from sin; and thousands of farm animals are waiting to be rented and used for whatever you want. Also: we remember the life and the legacy of Rob Reiner. Plus so much holiday fun you probably won’t be able to handle it. God bless us everyone. It’s the LAST EPISODE of the year, so enjoy it responsibly.

In an all-new episode recorded at the bottom of a fish tank (the sound will be back to normal next time), we find out what’s new with Frankie Muniz. Plus there’s something about dementia medicine. And we kick Kevin Spacey some more. Plus, Matt lambasts American Beauty, defends Jane Wickline, and shares his favorite song of 2025

Happy Holiguards! In the latest episode of Giant Electric Penguin, Matt is concerned for Kevin Spacey’s safety; Poppin’ Fresh is reprimanded for living his truth; and Dick Van Dyke apologies for neglecting his geriatric children. Plus, Frosty does quaaludes; Matt refuses to set foot in Dubai; and we get hyped to see what the Holiguards Saga popcorn bucket looks like.