In this brand new episode of Giant Electric Penguin: President Trump gets his mitts on a One Wish Willow; Jim Bob Duggar does the bare minimum to qualify as a father; and Matt finally meets his secret admirer.

Plus we rank the films in the Jurassic franchise from best to worst…which is definitely something we’ve done already.

And we reveal the most persecuted group of people in America.

In yet another attempt to gain his sister’s approval, Matt, the current host of GIANT ELECTRIC PENGUIN, presents the 148th episode of the podcast.

In this one, Matt goes to the cinema; Orko remains unconfirmed; and The Poetry Shark makes his triumphant debut!

Take the Poetry Shark Challenge: Write a poem inspired by the word “innishoverg” and send it to: [email protected].

This episode is dedicated to the late Dr. Frank Vaughn.

In this Duggar-, Sonic the Hedgehog-, and Justice League-free FRIDAY PODCAST SPECIAL, Matt describes his vision for MICHAEL 2; MJ protects a Korean fan from certain death; and a mysterious figure dressed as a fox keeps the art of poetry alive and thriving.

Plus, Matt describes what it takes to be a modern American hero. (It involves an almost ludicrous amount of needles to the stomach. You’ve been warned.)

And, we take a frightening stroll through the nightmare world that is Threads.

It’s time for Giant Electric Penguin, the podcast guaranteed to make the normies reverse-Kool-Aid-Man it without fail!

In this episode, Michael Jackson returns to JCPenney for an unbelievable promotion; Josh Duggar wishes his mommy a happy Mother’s Day; and Matt contacts the Better Business Bureau.

Plus: Clay Aiken vs Neil Sedaka! Prom pictures! Dicking around on Threads! Dogs! Woke Stabler! Yelling at the elderly! And the Duggar-Donner Challenge Re-Revisted!

This week we’re talking Duggars and Free Comic Book Day!

The Month of May is a cornucopia of riches for horror hounds and horror girlies alike. Plus, there’s a little something for the sci-fi geeks, video game mouth breathers, and World War 2 nerdlingers too! This week, GEP is for the cinephiles.

Also: we check in on Sonny and Gramma.

Time for another episode of the most pro-skateboarding podcast in the world!

In this one, Matt revisits one of his favorite least favorite video clips of all time.

And: Should every male member of the Duggar family be forced to wear a tracking device at all times? We think so.

Also: We revisit our past glories when GEP was merely a blog.

Plus: Love on the Spectrum! Seduction of the Innocent! Dick Tracy! My Little Pony! Matt’s Top 5 Favorite TV Shows! Baltimore accents! Billy Ray Cyrus!

The real world is AWFUL, so Matt is creating a fantasy utopia in his backyard. Find out who’s not allowed inside.

Also: Matt dives into the latest season of LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM, the only TV show that can beat back the dark clouds of day-to-day life.

Plus: Are the squirrels and songbirds of suburban Raleigh, NC jointly involved in one of the biggest criminal enterprises to ever rock the American South? GEP investigates.

And: Hanson! Robert Downey Jr! The Super Mario Galaxy Movie! Paw Patrol! And so much more!

In this episode of the podcast, a pizza dispute turns violent…TWICE; Judge Joe Brown uncovers a dumb conspiracy; and a nine year old fan of the show thaws Matt’s frozen heart. Plus: Corey Feldman takes the high road. And: Dana’s got the data, but is it data we need? All that and Matt reveals what he called his grandparents (!!!) on this week’s episode of GEP!

Hastily cobbled together after a drag racing teen ruins everything.