We take on two puppet-related requests this week and end up hitting the extremes of our list. "The Christmas Wish" by Kermit the Frog, arguably the greatest puppet of all time, delights us -- while "Christmas Tree" by Dustin the Turkey, an all-around troublesome audio-visual experience, dumbfounds us. Philip Lopez's amazing playlist of every song we've ever ranked is here! You can support HARK on Patreon!