Do you ever have a poop, and you look at it, and you just think, damn, that's a nice-looking poop? Well if not, you're missing out!

Other discussion topics may include:

- Real cool times, featuring frozen blood and scum dances

- Dollops vs. Smooth coils: How do you like yours?

- The crime busting secrets of national dog networks

- Why Snow White has been the true villain all along

- How much dairy is too much dairy, or The Nation Alice Cream Crawl's first known casualty