The babysitters are on a cruise for tenuous reasons! Karen Brewer lives her best life, Claudia has another questionable romance, and Kristy is... extremely Kristy. Meanwhile we try to reminisce about the teen discos of our youth, but it turns out only Karen was actually cool enough to go to discos, and she says they were terrible anyway.

 

Today’s agenda includes: what a chasuble is; we finally settle the question of whether Thomas Hardy is good or not; asserting dominance through nudity; the limits of parental love; unfounded bladder-related accusations; the legend of the mysterious masked dancer; which babysitters we’d want to spend the apocalypse with; weird gender-based seashell policing; a shocking acknowledgment that R-rated movies exist; crimes of tidiness; a very brief cameo from Esther’s kid; we are baffled by American dating etiquette.

 

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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