For the final episode of Season 1, Kevin and Nikki give their livers a break and drink delicious green smoothies with Registered Dietician, Playwright, and all around cool gal, Maiken Wiese. Episode highlights include reminiscing about aspirational landline phone choices of the early 90’s (see through phone, lips phone, or Garfield phone?), the cut-throat world of Connecticut pageantry, and the completely buried lead of Dawn’s brother’s cross-country move. To wrap up: Karen is still annoying, Kristy has to choose between her (sorta?) feminist ideals and her love of competition, and the littlest Edie, tiny pagent-queen Sabrina Bouvier, steals everyone’s thunder.

Beverages consumed: “The Green Slop that Dawn Drinks” (IE: actually a super-delicious green smoothie concocted by a registered dietician- recipe to be updated soon)

Guest: Maiken Wiese

Books Discussed: #15 Little Miss Stoneybrook...and Dawn