In honor of of the pod’s return from summer hiatus and Shondaland’s upcoming Romeo and Juliet adaptation, Brigid and Kellie rank the Shakespeare plays they’d rather see Shonda take on, discuss one of the NFL’s greatest mysteries (37:20), and bring some pre-Cursed Child JK Rowling hot takes (40:00). Share your Shakespeare adaptation opinions and sports conspiracy theories with us at @ItsHandledPod and by rating/reviewing us on iTunes.