Making a triumphant return- It’s the premiere of the new season of Sunshine, Sherry, & Shenanigans! The wine is most certainly still dry, the humour is most certainly drier, and the stars of the show are absolutely as witty as you remember- We of course, being Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.

Today we recover from a harrowing spa day, carefully analyze the data from a vodka-motorics test, and prove why the best Spanish cuisine is Indian.

“...I can see by the annoyance on her face that it’s not a word.” -Tara

“It is a word! ‘In new or subsequent compilation, especially in Spanish legal writings.’

...Okay, so maybe they’re just-” -Jess

“This is what we’re talking about: Syrupy bullshit.” -Hanni

“And then we got home to my house, and my husband was absolutely flabbergasted that it wasn’t me that fell over!”-Jess

“I’m not sure I could even speak.” -Tara

“According to video footage, no.” -Hanni

“Which we’ll not be releasing onto the ground!” -Tara

“Well...” -Hanni and Jess at the same time

“Then when you have the stark contrast of 6-star resorts, then it makes Pepe in his chiringuito seem a little bit slack on the service front.” -Hanni

“We can take turns in creating sublime service!” -Jess

“She might even tip us.” -Hanni

(Pause)

“She might.” -Tara

“Yeah, she might.” -Hanni

“Obviously there needs to be one girl that needs to have a cry about something, so we’ve got that base covered.” -Tara