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- Episode 19 - "Visitors" and "pizza toppings"
Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today we test the horsepower of a pistachio, analyse the security risk of mosquito intruders, and condemn the pineapple to exile.“We’re in Antequera! We’ve been allowed to leave Malaga city for the first time since January- (Pauses) Legally-” -Jess
“...You’re slurping your Taittinger.” -Tara
“I’m using the word ‘interesting’- It was more violent.” -Jess, on the discussion about pineapple on pizza“Did you not have cheese and pineapple Hedgehogs at kid’s parties when you were younger?” -Tara“Probably as an uneducated child, I might’ve eaten it.” -Hanni“Jessica, what have we said about eating?!” -Tara
“That it’s fine- You can never do enough of it.” -Jess“There are- A glut of coaches in Malaga.” -Tara“...Is that a mathematical term?” -Hanni“It is, it’s the collective noun for coaches!” -Jess“Listeners, when you get to a certain age, you need to look out for the signs of a stroke.” -Tara18 min - Episode 20 - Irn Bru, ironmongers, & other irons
Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
On this rudely interrupted instalment, we crowdsource hypothermia solutions, diversify our assets in blonde-improving and wasp-removing, and discuss ceremonial irons.“It looks like we’re drinking Irn Bru.” -Tara
“Absolute faces for podding- We’ve got our Pod Faces on!” -Tara“I’m not as into unicorns as most basic bitches are.” -Hanni“Friends first, and then Google later- Well...” -Hanni“Depends on the quality of your friends.” -Tara“I accidentally spent 9.50 Euros on a wasp trap.” -Tara“Have you used that yet?” -Hanni“...No.” -Tara“We let her go, alone, to the ferretería- With a credit card.” -Jess, about Tara“I feel like Arthur may never call me Aunty Hanni on the fact that I’m his girlfriend and I’m going to be his wife!” -Hanni“I don’t know if I’m going to say this out loud… (Pauses) I’m definitely going to.” -Tara18 min - Episode 21 - The Fanta of Folly
Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today we celebrate Tara’s modesty, judge a man’s worth based on their soft drink, and witness a dark horse most foul.“No knickers. Not for you, anyway.” -Hanni, to Tara“Dumbfounded, by the lack of vagina on show!” -Tara“I don’t know who’s taking care of those boys now- Lost at sea, wanking furiously, all alone.” -Tara“If you see somebody at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in Spain drinking wine, they’re probably English.” -Hanni“Do you feel like a man who drinks Coca-Cola in an English bar can afford a taxi from Alhaurin the Great, to Malaga city?” -Jess“The bigger your boobs, the bigger your gin and tonic- That’s how it works.” -Jess“...The previously mentioned Fanta-drinker.” -Hanni“Now, when she says ‘elderly’, she means people that are financially sound.” -Jess“And over 35.” -Hanni23 min - Episode 22 - In the bath, on a gin warpath
Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today, you join us in the bath! Not that way, though, don’t make this weird. We announce our Olympic debut in our chosen masteries, we brace for Defcon 1 as Jess considers fasting, and we collect all the Gin colours in a rainbow.
“He just waved at the podcast.” -Hanni“...He also said goodbye instead of hello.” -Tara“...Has anyone else seen the movie where there’s three women in a bath and a male receptionist walks in?” -Tara“Gemma, we got a task ahead of us- Get me to Paris....By ‘us’ I mean you.” -Jess(Talking about Jess) ”She even downloaded a sobriety app- It was the worst four days of our lives.” -Tara“I’m going to say that is my excuse for drinking wine daily- I just couldn’t eat this Linda McCartney sausage if it didn’t have the perfect Malbec on the side!” -Jess“Juice cleanse isn’t a permanent life choice, whereas-” -Hanni“Tell that to Gwyneth Paltrow.” -Jess“I would say she’s a sidekick.” -Hanni“Sidekicks don’t copy your name!” -Tara“Nor appreciated, nor appease-related.” -Tara“I’m a recovering people-pleaser.” -Tara“We had a friend, once- That’s it, the end.” -Tara“He was working with a guy from Derry-” -Tara“Oh, Jesus… Right, okay, sorry.” -Jess“Fair, fair.” -Tara“That’s it for this episode, 4 minutes in- We’re off on a Gin Safari!” -Tara“I can barely see through my glasses because I stood on them last night.” -Tara“Fuck’s sake, give them to me…” -Hanni“Also they’re filthy.” -Tara“I feel like there’s Middle Age mothers that have seen their Conquistador sons more than you’ve seen this one.” -Jess, to Hanni“Hanni just reminded me-” -Jess“You have a son?” -Hanni“We all know Tara makes great tattoo choices- Have you seen her left tit?” -Hanni“Will you two stop taking elmets in the middle of our podder?” -Tara“It’s not an actual drug!” -Hanni“I’d rather you take an actual drug.” -Tara“Maybe I will!” -Hanni44 min - Episode 23 - Only Old Men and Horses
Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.
Today Jess runs through the calculations of population-to-insanity, we revel in bars with patrons as aged as their liquor, and explain that we watched Moulin Rouge for the plot.“I feel like my actual intuition is better than her maths.” -Hanni, about Jess“You neighed at your boyfriend?” -Tara, to Hanni“One man was definitely playing with his lower set of false teeth.” -Hanni“Oh, yes!” -Tara“Wallowing in old men.” -Jess“Doesn’t count- I wasn’t there.” -Tara“Speaking of neighing and whinnying- What about the man that thought he was a horse?” -Hanni“Sitar man and the courtesan,Came up... with… an evil plan,And I can’t remember what it was,But basically someone was gonna die.” -Jess24 min - Episode 17 - A word for Sausage, The UN AcknowledgedWelcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.This time we diagnose Tara with chronic cougar syndrome, discuss a new UN for people that can’t say ‘sausage’, and figure out how many living creatures we’re comfortable having in our brie.“Imagine when you’re 70, and you’re banging 26 year olds.” -Hanni, to Tara“I can see it.” -Jess“I’ll be honest, I don’t go out much.” -Tara“Why would you?” -Jess“I shouldn’t judge people based on their accents-” -Tara“Yes you should, absolutely, because how else are you going to judge them?” -Jess“This is the type of person I’ve surrounded myself with.” -Tara“Luckily, you’ve also surrounded yourself with high walls.” -Jess“Can I also say, that Simon is now setting up his own version of the UN.” -Jess“Otherwise, he has a lot of free time on a Monday afternoon, but of course I do too, but I don’t utilise it that way.” -Jess“Well, maybe you should start making trade arrangements.” -Tara“There’s no trade arrangement complete without an emoji.” -Tara“A friend said my current haircut looks like a cat chewed the ends off.” -Tara“...My grá of the week is your friend.” -Jess20 min
- Episode 16 - Mad MaxWelcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.In today’s adventures we load a deadly paragraph into the chamber of Tara’s phone, pinpoint the one man Jess doesn’t hate, and optimise our cheese consumption.“We’re all worrying that you like her so much, Max!” -Hanni“That brings me on to the Spit or Swallow: Max!” -Jess“Hanni is exceptionally efficient, as we know.” -Jess“We know that because she tells us.” -Tara“He’ll probably send you money on Revolut, so that he can send you a note.” -Jess“In which case, make it a lot of money.” -Tara“If I’m writing a text, and you two are stuffing your faces with pizza, who’s talking to the listeners?” -Tara“Well we’re having a great time!” -Jess(Talking about a rosé) “Don’t share it with someone who doesn’t like wine- Actually don’t share it all, just keep it for yourself.” -Jess20 min
- Episode 15 - Vodka NaanberryMaking a triumphant return- It’s the premiere of the new season of Sunshine, Sherry, & Shenanigans! The wine is most certainly still dry, the humour is most certainly drier, and the stars of the show are absolutely as witty as you remember- We of course, being Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.Today we recover from a harrowing spa day, carefully analyze the data from a vodka-motorics test, and prove why the best Spanish cuisine is Indian.“...I can see by the annoyance on her face that it’s not a word.” -Tara“It is a word! ‘In new or subsequent compilation, especially in Spanish legal writings.’...Okay, so maybe they’re just-” -Jess“This is what we’re talking about: Syrupy bullshit.” -Hanni“And then we got home to my house, and my husband was absolutely flabbergasted that it wasn’t me that fell over!”-Jess“I’m not sure I could even speak.” -Tara“According to video footage, no.” -Hanni“Which we’ll not be releasing onto the ground!” -Tara“Well...” -Hanni and Jess at the same time“Then when you have the stark contrast of 6-star resorts, then it makes Pepe in his chiringuito seem a little bit slack on the service front.” -Hanni“We can take turns in creating sublime service!” -Jess“She might even tip us.” -Hanni(Pause)“She might.” -Tara“Yeah, she might.” -Hanni“Obviously there needs to be one girl that needs to have a cry about something, so we’ve got that base covered.” -Tara17 min
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- The Secret Episodes #1
Ever wonder what happens when there are only 2 of the trio left alone? We know you do
This season we bring you a new feature....the secret episodes.
Only ever 2 of us at a time, behind the scenes, uncut, unfiltered and unedited - we kick off with Hanni and Tara..sorry Jess!!
Enjoy!
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