Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.

This time we diagnose Tara with chronic cougar syndrome, discuss a new UN for people that can’t say ‘sausage’, and figure out how many living creatures we’re comfortable having in our brie.

“Imagine when you’re 70, and you’re banging 26 year olds.” -Hanni, to Tara

“I can see it.” -Jess

“I’ll be honest, I don’t go out much.” -Tara

“Why would you?” -Jess

“I shouldn’t judge people based on their accents-” -Tara

“Yes you should, absolutely, because how else are you going to judge them?” -Jess

“This is the type of person I’ve surrounded myself with.” -Tara

“Luckily, you’ve also surrounded yourself with high walls.” -Jess

“Can I also say, that Simon is now setting up his own version of the UN.” -Jess

“Otherwise, he has a lot of free time on a Monday afternoon, but of course I do too, but I don’t utilise it that way.” -Jess

“Well, maybe you should start making trade arrangements.” -Tara

“There’s no trade arrangement complete without an emoji.” -Tara

“A friend said my current haircut looks like a cat chewed the ends off.” -Tara

“...My grá of the week is your friend.” -Jess