Happy 150 Episodes to us! And who better to celebrate with than not-a-bastard, not-an-orphan, and definitely not-the-son-of-a-whore, Alexander Hellenberg! He's writing a mobster pirate musical! I mean, he's basically LMM himself.

Other discussion topics may include:

- Giant orange heads and other rashes of prickly misfortune

- The continued pitch for future hot spot "Hellaburgers"

- A very sad (and filthy) story about a manatee

- Tampon defenestrations

- A celebration of the southern US and its women, from beach to peach

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