In this week’s detour into the chaos, Crowy n Memms take a break from The X-Files mysteries to dive headfirst into a question for the ages: What would Memms do if he were disgustingly rich? Spoiler alert – it’s equal parts genius and completely unhinged. From outrageously unnecessary luxuries to borderline dystopian ideas, Memms outlines his ultimate billionaire bucket list while Crowy tries (and fails) to keep a straight face.

Would there be a private jet shaped like a UFO? An underground Scully shrine? A giant slushie machine powered by conspiracy theories? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

Scraps episodes are all about those hilarious, off-topic moments we couldn’t squeeze into the main show – perfect for when you need a laugh and some wild hypotheticals.

Drop us your billionaire fantasies or random tangents anytime at [email protected] – we’d love to hear from you!