The High Files Podcast

The Ultimate Guide to Pooing in Your Hand: Road Rage Tactics and Other Totally Normal Topics

Join Crowy n Memms as they dive into the chaotic brilliance of their impromptu podcast sessions. This week, Memms contemplates the ultimate road rage revenge involving a human poo, while Crowy shares his latest adventures in Zelda and Bible reading. Expect detailed discussions about paracetamol-induced autism, dog behavior, corporate buzzwords, and an unexpected prank involving a bloated tampon. Don't miss out on the new podcast format of more scraps and less X-Files; it's all about keeping it high and keeping it real.

00:00 Awkward Podcast Start

01:02 Impromptu Conversations and Missing Jumpers

02:20 X-Files Discussion Begins

04:54 Weekly Highlights and Cat Antics

06:53 Workplace Rants and Pizza Cravings

24:27 Nostalgic Gaming Talk

29:53 Cracker Barrel Controversy

31:06 Warm Couch Spots and Dog Behavior

33:12 Corporate Buzzwords and Values

37:39 Dad's Porn Video Follow-Up

42:37 Adult Store Adventures

43:07 The Porn Industry's Business Model

44:01 Defending Paid Porn Subscriptions

46:26 Email from a Listener: Why I Pay for Porn

48:57 Drawing Cocks for Cash: A Crazy Idea

01:04:42 Bible Reading and Noah's Story

01:09:45 Road Rage and Tampon Pranks

01:22:32 Gaming Talk: Zelda and Borderlands

01:24:24 Concluding Thoughts and Weekend Plans

Honda Civics, Haunted Toilets, and Gypsies — Oh My! | The High Files S2E2

This week on The High Files, Crowy n Memms are back and ready to talk shop. Buckle up for a wild ride as they recount Memms' haunted Honda Civic story while diving into Season 2, Episode 21 of The X-Files. With voodoo, creepy poltergeists, and dusty old family secrets, this episode gets downright eerie. If you're here for some highbrow commentary, though, better keep scrolling. Between tales of overflowing toilets, derailed conspiracies, and impromptu plunger escapades, the scraps are plentiful and the laughs are guaranteed. Plus, the boys tackle hot topics like Antifa, unreliable toilet plungers, and the perplexing world of adult film stars. It's a hot mess loaded with tangents, but someone’s gotta do it. Tune in for the good vibes and even better banter.

00:00 Introduction and Greetings

00:48 Podcast Season Recap

01:33 Weekly Reflections and Updates

03:07 Frog Encounter and Random Anecdotes

07:34 X-Files Episode Discussion

19:31 Honda Civic Story

39:39 Final Thoughts and Quick Questions

41:42 Debating Media Ethics and Accountability

43:15 The Tyler Robinson Case: Allegations and Evidence

44:26 Conspiracy Theories and Generational Language

46:35 Discord Confessions and Skepticism

50:36 Critical Thinking and Media Influence

51:23 Cultural Commentary and Personal Reflections

54:17 Humorous Tangents and Personal Anecdotes

01:09:57 The Ethics of Adult Entertainment

01:23:33 Concluding Thoughts and Future Topics

Smoke Break Shenanigans: X-Files, Piercings, Charlie Kirk and the state of the world

Crowy n Memms return from a hiatus with a fresh format, focusing more on random scraps and less on the X-Files. This week, they dive into Season 2, Episode 20, but quickly get sidetracked discussing broken wrists, septum piercings, soulless retail jobs, and even impromptu awards. They touch on heavy topics like mass immigration and the recent tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk in Utah, but keep the laughs coming with off-beat humor and making everyday small talk sound extraordinary. Join them for a slice of their bizarre, weed-infused world – and good luck trying to follow along!

00:00 Podcast Kickoff and Casual Banter

00:36 New Podcast Format and Listener Feedback

01:34 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories

06:11 X-Files Episode Review: Season 2, Episode 20

20:58 Random Discussions and Tangents

32:17 Analyzing the Truman Show

33:48 South Park Binge and Mormonism

36:56 Jehovah's Witnesses and Childhood Memories

42:44 Mass Immigration and Cultural Changes

48:57 Chitchat Champions Game

01:03:39 Final Thoughts and Goodbyes

Chaotic Commentary: X-Files S2 Episode 19 - Aging Mysteries and Hilarious Tangents

In this episode of the Hi Files podcast, Crowe and Memms dive into a live watch of The X-Files Season 2, Episode 19. They provide raw, unfiltered commentary filled with humorous tangents and unexpected conversations. As the agents confront an unearthly force causing rapid aging, the hosts intersperse discussions on weekend plans, bizarre personal anecdotes, and a comical debate about a hypothetical curse. The episode wraps up with a critique of the X-Files episode they just watched. Amidst all the chaos, there's still structured analysis of the episode's plot and effects.

00:00 Introduction and Banter

00:13 Podcast Introduction

00:42 Weekend Recap and Random Talk

01:55 Humorous Anecdotes

10:31 Discussion on X-Files Episode

11:57 X-Files Episode Commentary

24:52 Rebirth and Hospitalization

25:08 Aging and Medallions

25:46 The Face-Rubbing Dilemma

26:33 Pineapples and Construction Sites

27:15 Rapid Aging Curse

31:32 Sewage and Survival

35:06 The Fountain of Youth

39:00 Final Thoughts and Ratings

40:24 Curses and Gold

45:31 Plans for Tomorrow

47:21 Sponsor and Conclusion

Aliens, Zoo Breakouts, and Invisible Elephants: The Wildest X-Files Commentary Yet

In this offbeat and unscripted episode, Crowy and Memms react in real-time to The X-Files Season 2, Episode 18. The episode features bizarre occurrences like invisible elephants, a tiger on the loose, and a gorilla that communicates through sign language. As they dissect each scene, the hosts throw out wild theories involving alien abductions, explore the dynamics between various characters, and delve into the eccentric plot twists. With a mix of humor, skepticism, and genuine curiosity, this commentary captures the essence of their chaotic and entertaining analysis of one of the series' more unconventional episodes. They also engage in light banter about snacks, technology, and podcasting logistics, culminating in a final rating and recommendation for the X-Files fans.

00:00 Podcast Introduction and Sponsor Segment

01:11 Casual Catch-Up and Weekly Recap

02:58 Sim Racing Adventures and Penalties

04:10 Instagram and Podcast Promotion

06:00 Excel Skills and Random Banter

09:12 Star Wars and Jedi Discussions

14:29 X-Files Episode Commentary

31:32 Snack Regrets and Villain Introduction

31:41 Suspects and Security Flaws

32:12 Night Vision and Financial Troubles

32:56 Strange Lore and Escaping Animals

34:02 Gorilla with Sign Language

36:07 Tiger Attack and Missing Animals

39:42 Sophie the Gorilla's Fear

46:02 Alien Abductions and Pregnancies

56:01 Final Confrontation and Aftermath

01:00:31 Episode Review and Closing Thoughts

I had some thoughts and wanted to test a phone record. I havnt listened back to this, probably dogshit. But you know how we do.

Hit us up with ya thoughts, you know the email.

The format’s changing, and we’re diving straight into the action! This week, Crowy n Memms hit play on The X-Files Season 2, Episode 17 and record in real-time, reacting to every eerie moment, unexpected twist, and classic Mulder-Scully tension as it unfolds.

No pre-scripted breakdowns—just raw, unfiltered commentary as we pause for analysis, throw out wild theories, and give our instant takes on the episode’s best (and weirdest) moments. Is this the best way to watch The X-Files? Maybe. Is it chaotic? Absolutely.

Also, we’ve scrapped The Scraps! But don’t worry—random bonus episodes will still drop for rants, raves, and all the offbeat chatter that Scraps lovers enjoyed. Speaking of which—got something you want us to react to live in between our X-Files watches? Let us know!

Hit us up at [email protected] and join the conversation.

Have you ever been vacuuming and desperately wished for just one more damn powerpoint? Yeah, same. This week’s Scraps takes a shocking turn (hopefully not literally) as Crowy n Memms discuss the fine art of "legally" wiring your own house. Is it possible? Sure. Is it a good idea? Let’s just say our conclusions may not hold up in a court of law—or under an electrical inspection.

But that’s not all! Somehow, we also end up talking about child labor at McDonald’s, the questionable quality of their standards, and how their food somehow never tastes the same twice. Seriously, how does that even happen?

It’s another unhinged detour from the main show, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Got your own DIY disasters or McDonald’s conspiracy theories? Hit us up at [email protected]—just don’t expect us to fix your wiring or explain why your burger tastes different every time.

This week, Crowy n Memms tackle Season 2, Episode 16 of The X-Files, where an alien crash-lands, and instead of making friends or phoning home, it goes on a full-blown hybrid-killing spree. Government cover-ups, secret experiments, and Mulder doing his best “I told you so” face—this episode had everything. But did it actually make sense? That’s another question entirely.

We break down the wild plot, debate whether this alien was just having the worst day ever, and, of course, keep an eye on Scully’s grippers as she somehow stays skeptical yet again.

For all the best off-topic chaos, check out this week’s Scraps—where we take things in an even weirder direction (if that’s possible).

Think this alien was justified in its rampage? Hit us up at [email protected]—we’re ready to hear your theories, no matter how insane they are!

This week’s Scraps takes a psychedelic turn as Crowy n Memms ponder one of life’s greatest "what ifs"—what if taking mushrooms let you literally relive your past? Would you go back to your best day ever? Fix your most embarrassing moment? Or just use it to remember where you left your lighter?

Things get deep (and also really dumb) as we debate the logistics of time-tripping, the potential for getting a bad trip and other tangents.

It’s another ridiculous, hilarious, and slightly unhinged detour from The X-Files, but that’s what Scraps is all about. Got your own wild theories? Hit us up at [email protected] – just don’t expect us to remember them if we ever get our hands on these magic time-shrooms.