Question that might appear on a future episode: What one thing that if it were in the Olympics you'd feel more bummed about winning gold in than anything else? Answer for future guests: Adulting.

Obviously it's important. Imagine our 16-year-old selves running the world. Now imagine driving headfirst into a lightpole. There. Picture painted.

We need to be responsible. We need to be professional. We need to be mature, to a certain extent. But, man, the struggle to stay afloat in that pool is REAL.

So, we brought on some experts to speak to that struggle... while making penis and poo-poo jokes. Obviously.

To illustrate our points, we pitch reasons to justifiably break out of jail for 15 days, how going above and beyond on such minute tasks doesn't really pay off, and life hacks we'd leave in note form in weird places for future readers.

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