Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it real with my kid. We gotta get off this boat. We don’t no like spider down on the bayou. A time traveler.