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Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.... more
FAQs about Loose In A Bag:How many episodes does Loose In A Bag have?The podcast currently has 48 episodes available.
March 08, 2026Episode 47 - I Am Burn ManHives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the two of us. Write in Mayor McCheese. I’m gunna be like Wesley Snipes. It’s like my lunch break tho. Push carts & turn down manager jobs. Meerkat mode. Boil hamburger meat....more2h 29minPlay
March 08, 2026Episode 46 - Secretly Feed People JizzPut the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and break your back....more1h 27minPlay
February 25, 2026Episode 45 - Super Saiyan Fat 2Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I mean? Counting money while driving. Nick Fuentes’ slur guy....more1h 27minPlay
February 24, 2026Episode 44 - 30 Wings, 30 MinutesPairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a flight to catch. Idk how these numbers work. If only I had more pre work beers. Until it sets itself on fire. My kids like Dino nuggets. ...more2h 26minPlay
February 20, 2026Episode 43 - SIDS Will Creep Up On YaPop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put myself into a little job cannon. That’s real kidnapping. Now we’re sinking. I’m, the Taker....more3h 15minPlay
February 18, 2026Episode 42 - You’re A GoldfishI can swim. 24 hours on a rascal scooter. They land like a cat. We have atleast 10 castles. Do we have ghost? There’s be a whole lot of Dickersons. You ever been MKUltra’d? In a crab walk position. Deadnaming a ghost boy....more2h 18minPlay
February 17, 2026Episode 41 - Christian ISISThere’s so little of it in my life. Give yourself scoliosis. I piss myself everyday. Hell is a nightclub. The building has to smell like shit. WHAT HOUSE WAS THAT? I know you got big dreams. Joseph Stalin was a fat transvestite. It’s probably nothin. Trump $250. He’s Italian by marriage. A ten yard loss....more2h 17minPlay
February 10, 2026Episode 40 - Send Bobs NowI’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re decomposing. The fancy Walmarts, where they mostly got legs. If I had a rock band....more1h 54minPlay
February 04, 2026Episode 39 - Roll Coal On PokémonJust cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent. November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my mouth. Back in 94. I’ll probably cry. I saw red vent....more2h 9minPlay
January 30, 2026Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked HotdogsLet her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death match, I just didn’t know. I’d be filling the streets with uppercuts....more2h 9minPlay
FAQs about Loose In A Bag:How many episodes does Loose In A Bag have?The podcast currently has 48 episodes available.