Loose In A Bag

Loose In A Bag

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Loose In A Bag episodes

  • Episode 32 - Deskpop

    Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

    1 hr 58 min
  • Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776

    B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

    2 hr 38 min
  • Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle

    Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

    2 hr 38 min
  • Episode 29 - The 8-Mile Method

    Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

    1 hr 47 min
  • Episode 28 - Jerryspringa

    worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.

     

    1 hr 25 min
  • Episode 27 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators

    Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

    1 hr 47 min
  • Episode 26 - Duality Of Man

    Civil war let’s go. The right way, their way. Idk how it was alive. Your movie ain’t gunna be shit. Piss in the wind. Two guys one sub. Doesn’t sound like hard work to me pal. Falsely accused of smoking weed. Nobody’s listening. They’re gunna bang you out. There you go boss.

    1 hr 57 min
  • Episode 25 - They Really Fell Off

    The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

    1 hr 40 min
  • Episode 24 - Send Em Back To PA

    Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?

     

    3 hr 4 min
  • Episode 23 - We Put The Peperoncini In The Box

    Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

    2 hr 31 min

About Loose In A Bag

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Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.