Loose In A Bag

Loose In A Bag

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Loose In A Bag episodes

  • Episode 22 - Shootout At The OKKK Corral

    They Gucci man’ed Trump.  Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

    2 hr 47 min
  • Episode 21 - You’re Gunna Bottom For Hotdogs

    If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode 20 - Snake In The Bodega

    There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses.  The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

    2 hr 52 min
  • Episode 19 - Extremely Safe Fish

    Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

    2 hr 29 min
  • Episode 18 - South American Death Squads

    By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.

    2 hr 29 min
  • Episode 16 - Crackhead Side Quests

    Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it real with my kid. We gotta get off this boat. We don’t no like spider down on the bayou. A time traveler.

    3 hr 13 min
  • Episode 15 - I Can Already Smell PA

    Stroke victim talking. Bubbas. Trying to pod and got caught up in a wood chipper. Definitely saw me hit that bong. I could start being a lard boy. We don’t need to give both points. 3-4 month Mounjaro break. I gotta sell my shit. Someone told me that and I took it as gospel. John Daily is a BEAST. Fancy names for hurting animals. Nobody likes a guy who used to do it, and don’t. Hit it so hard it looks like a Miss. You gotta become an ash in the can guy. I’m going to cut him off, but I'm going to use my blinker. The other guy was a lady. Babies first car. Learn to read you retarded deer. Don’t covet! The war of norther aggression. A mosque with a giant stars & bars flag. A moonbitch. Then you bookend it with cigarettes. I get off on the danger. Getting grabby with the turds. Alright witch. You can see him glow. Don’t go in the goo dude. Earnhardt edition Monte Carlo.

    5 hr 5 min
  • Episode 14 - Soft‑Pack 100’s

    You god damn ape! It would be crazy if they got hacked right? Original intimidator. She spin hot tire. Spill Tony. Dick Tiffany Gear. You know how you just pick up energy & put it in a box. JESUS SAVES. She was probably out there hoping like we were. Welcome to the guild. The call is coming from inside the henhouse. Never looked into wholesale price of dildos. My buddy, he had a cool island. He takes a whole bottle of HIMS. Idk if I trust ya. Saw 1000.

    2 hr 57 min
  • Episode 13 - Don’t You Dare Look In My Trunk.

    I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start catching hillbillies. LIABWF. Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. Cheap cigarettes & steakums. Get daddy alittle gas. Bobby’s boys & girls camps. 90% of your platform is bots.

    2 hr 16 min
  • Episode 12 - Best Boy Grip #4

    The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

    1 hr 38 min

About Loose In A Bag

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Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.