Jake and Sin find themselves inexplicably charmed by Channing's turn in *The Vow*, a 2011 romance with just the right hint of Tramautic Brain Injury. While Channing sweeps us off our feet, we discuss other romantic movies that feature brain trauma, the perfect Valentine's date of Sonic the Hedgehog, and why the vampire/werewolf hybrid in *Underworld* looks like a weird goblin.