Remember Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 1990s New York. It was the worst of times... until 4 mutated humanoid turtles ascended from the depths of muck and filth to protect an entire city from a crime wave! Join us as we look into the absolutely insane origins of the the Green Machine, a planned alternative Turtles movie with bare breasted nuns, and the required discussion of who is your favorite turtle. Do we have T.U.R.T.L.E. POWER, or are we doomed to ask ourselves, wait... have we seen this before?