Totally Recalled

Remember Major Payne? This 1995 military comedy (kids movie?) stars Damon Wayans as the most badass Marine to ever walk the planet. Hilarity ensues when Payne kills all the enemies of America and has to revert to civilian life. That's so wacky! 

Remember The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring? Actions become history. History becomes legend. Legend becomes myth. Some say that there is a movie that someone can perfectly recall from memory. Through fire and shadow, it is possible to delve too deep into  memory and unleash things that once were, are, and may yet come to pass. Join Matt and Angel as the entire gimmick of Totally Recalled is put to the test and we find out, is totally recalling a movie even entertaining? 

Remember Pineapple Express? This 2008 stoner-flick sees Seth Rogen's character of Dale Denton witness a murder and run away. When he regains his composure, he pukes inside a printer. That probably ruined the printer. 

Remember Miss Congeniality? This comedy from 2000 has it all! Sandra Bullock as a terribly unattractive FBI agent. Then some guys give her a make-over and then she is pretty. And then a man teaches her how to be a proper woman, and then she gets even more attractive! Then, on top of that, she learns to be herself, and she yet again transcends to the next level of pretty! Then other pretty women drink the water from her glasses that she plays music on for the talent portion of the pageant and it is all like, whoa, hold on there, she is super pretty you can't do that to her. That isn't allowed. 

Join Matt and Angel as they discuss this movie, and more! The "more" includes, but is not limited to, is this movie problematic? Major League Baseball butt patting. Has Angel been naked in public? 

Remember Alien: Resurrection? This 1997 sci-fi horror explores the ever important question - are clones the worst plot element of all time? Oh, hey, remember in Alien 3 when Ridley did all that cool stuff and sacrificed herself? Well, it kinda means nothing and now she is back, but as a clone! That means she has to be a tiny bit mean and off-putting, but if you wait several hours, she will just become the same character she always was. 

Remember White Chicks? This 2004 buddy-cop comedy stars Shawn and Marlon Wayans as brothers who are FBI agents that task themselves with going undercover as... white chicks. The back of the box description includes a quote that it is the best comedy of 2004, but is that true? From undead-looking makeup to a high-school soccer movie alternate universe movie, this episode covers more area than a g-string! Seriously, think of everything that could ever be mentioned about this movie, and there are things spoken in this episode that it would be impossible to predict. Like what if the 1980s prop-based comedian Gallagher actually lied and said he had a twin brother who took over his whole routine, but it wasn't a twin brother - it was really him, the original Gallagher the whole time. And there was no  brother. Not a normal non-twin brother. Or a twin brother. Just one Gallagher who faked being himself.

Remember Alien 3? This 1992 sci-fi movie has it all: a space dog, space candles, and space lice! The back of the VHS box claimed this was the final Alien movie, but that has been determined to be a lie. Join Matt and Angel as the near the end of the Alien Franchise Chronological Watch-through. Is Bishop II man or machine? Did the queen embryo know it was in danger? Why is there a second cut of this movie!? Nothing is left undiscussed, even what would it be like if Alien and Predator were in the Leprechaun universe... 

Remember Leprechaun 2? Join Matt and Angel in this very special 2 year, 2 month anniversary episode! The whole show started with Leprechaun, and now we celebrate everything with the biggest 2,2,2 event ever! 2 Years, 2 months, Leprechaun 2. 

In this episode find out what our favorite, least favorite, and most disappointing movies we have covered so far are! 

Following that, we discuss the insane back of the box quote that states this movie is better than the original. Eventually we even discuss what would happen if Zach Morris from Saved By the Bell was in this movie and used his time-stopping powers to talk to the audience. Really, there is no other place in this universe where these things have ever been talked about in relation to Leprechaun 2. Likely they will never be repeated by a human ever again. Seriously, there is a whole conversation about David Copperfield living in the tree the Irish gifted Harry Houdini and how that could relate to the movie. These conversations are not healthy. 

Remember Aliens? This 1986 sci-fi action sequel to Alien changed the game from a single horror movie into a mega franchise. It has more Ripley, more xenomorphs, more military banter, more everything! 

Remember Bio-Dome? This 1996 comedy follows two dude-bros experiencing the 90s and mistaking a closed ecological system experimental compound for a shopping mall. Remember shopping malls? Join Matt and Angel as they discuss why they thought a sniper targeting clowns was a much larger plot point in this movie, who could be today's Pauly Shore, stoner films, and things you would never think could even come up in a conversation!