Hey friends, remember how we said Vampire's Kiss was the most Nicolas Cage we'd seen? Zandalee gives it a run for its money while also being just the absolute pits of a movie. Judge Reinhold with a thin mustache and a terrible Nawlins accent and Nic Cage high kicking the air in silhouette is just the tip of this iceberg of insanity. This is The Room not made by a team of complete incompetents while also being just as inscrutable and inane as Tommy Wiseau's classic.

Strap in for Zandalee, guys.