It's a well-known fact: If you don't like that game you don't like, it's not the game. It's you. You're what's wrong with country. The zombies. The plague. Autism. The one percent... and you. Because surely, it is not the game. The game is great. You just can't understand it or handle it. Just ask Jeff Minter. That's the syndrome we tackle this week in the GameHounds podcast. Which game is it? Well, you're just going to have to find out for yourself. When we're not "being haters," GameEdie Sellers, Nick Dinicola, and Holy Goalie also cover the news, including:

First round of DLC drops for Gears of War 3.

Heavy Rain's director's cut is really not a director's cut.

An Alan Wake sequel is on its way.

Grand Theft Auto 5 teaser is out in the wild.

Resident Evil for Nintendo 3DS will be $50 without the add-on peripheral.

And if you don't like this podcast, you suck. Enjoy.