Welcome back friends and weirdos! In this one, we cover one of the most famous cryptozoological cases of all time: the Loch Ness Monster! Just what is Nessie? An ancient dinosaur? A misidentified fish - or perhaps a pipe? Nessie's pious origins are revealed and a big game hunter turned mythical monster researcher is put on blast. We discuss the original legend, the stories, and the many hoaxes surrounding the beloved cryptid, as well as epic wife wins, hippo feet, and more!