Adrian wonders why the universe wants him to think Kylie Minogue is pregnant, Alex learns first hand that politicians don’t keep promises, Biden uses dystopian imagery to effectively declare war on MAGA-Americans, all signs point to Trump being a Chinese/Russian/Saudi spy, Rubio’s fundraising letter sounds like an Indian phishing email, California bans gas AND electric cars, and Texas says a fetus isn’t a person when in a car.