"One Eyes Two Eyes Three Eyes" tried to be a story about eye prejudice and dumb sisters, but by the end of this episode, it's... still in a rough place. Best pitch so far is changes involving a mechanical wolf.

Music from: My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candlelight by Matt Mulholland

Suggested talking points: mandatory child knowledge, unsolicited financial advice, clicks to Jesus for Dragonball, little goat pimp my ride, a honkin' peebo, menne fatale, only true love can keep a fake wolf together

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