In this episode, we read chapters 1-7 of Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in the original Twilight saga. A lot happens in the first part of the book: a new car, a bachelor party, baby dreams, THE wedding, a terse reception, a steamy honeymoon (goodbye, Edge-ward Cullen), various broken bed frames, some casual racism, some casual Mormon ideology, and a shocking cliffhanger ending!

We also talk about: Pokemon, Charlie's marathon, Mary's new pup, Caitlin's colonoscopy, R-Patz' upcoming baby, Mary's wedding, Texas Roadhouse, and lots of nonsense. Thank you for submitting questions!