Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates.  It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes.  Meet Mario & Luigi.  Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact.  Luigi is also known as Experiment 210.  Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a few dates, but nothing ever happened.  Crista and Luigi analyze their dates, interactions, text messages, and discuss their perspectives on why an intimate relationship never evolved.  Also, Mario tells us about his current relationship with Princess Peach and how they evolved from friends to romantic partners.  If you ever wondered why that dating app match never worked out, this is the episode for you!