The Good MILF

The Good MILF

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  • Episode 62 - Wise Women & Witch Hunts

    This episode is dedicated to one of the most controversial ancient philosophers—a woman *audible gasp* named Hypatia. Go ahead, look it up. There are no documented women philosophers from the 'ancient era.' Or are there? Of course, to some historians, she was a witch, and to other historians, she was a genius who fell victim to political jealousy. Either way she was targeted and burned at the stake (pun intended) because of a dude who would have been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder if he was alive today. Also, why are all these ancient systems and structures scared of women with intellectual power and prowess? They were definitely hiding something.....

    18 min
  • Episode 61 - Your Dealer's Favorite Doctor

    Hey Party Animals, today we are learning how substances have always been everyone's favorite shortcut to the meaning of life or "to have a good time." But according to science and the esoteric, the key is to be mindful of balance, as the line between medicine and poison is really just a matter of dosage. So be intentional, stay curious, and think twice before trusting anyone with a vape. Also, spoiler alert and trigger warning: Crista reviews the movie Blink Twice by Zoe Kravitz and incorporates some of her own philosophical musings on the cinematic masterpiece and, of course, feminine rage.

    17 min
  • Episode 60 - Game Theory

    The Prisoner’s Dilemma, Tit for Tat, and Nash Equilibrium… what do all these have in common.. they are strategies that can help you navigate your dating and social life. Crista also shares her formula for securing a second date, making lasting memories, and maximizing personal utility. Like always business first so we’re starting with a crash course in economic thought experiments and then end with Crista’s favorite act of micro feminism aka live trolling weird dating app matches.

    21 min
  • Episode 59 - Not Controversial Controversial Opinions feat. Your Friend

    What do you get when you put a divorced, philosophical feminist mother and a hetero cis white or Hispanic realist male in the same room? The answer: A lot of bias and micro-aggression checks, semantics specificity, scientific definitions, and devil's advocate level trolling. Join Crista and Your Friend as they discuss dog saliva, purchases and services found on the dark web (organ harvesting and assassins), and the science behind religion. Also, did you know there is a religion founded when the leader used a crystal to translate gold tablets? Wild right, neither did we... until we asked our own scientific oracle... Chat GPT, duh. Side note: Trigger Warning - No feelings were spared in this episode. Do not listen if you get easily offended or triggered by religious satire.

    1 hr
  • Episode 58 - Love & War
    A concept that is still elusive in the 2,346 years of science is whether the mind/soul and the body are separate entities or if they are one... Crista parallels that idea and wonders if love is based on something in our souls or if it's purely an experience of hormonal cocktails. While we may never really find out, one thing is for certain: love can be either a unifying or destructive force of nature. Combining the scientific and metaphysical aspects of attraction, listen on for an insightful exploration of the messiness of human connections.
    P.S. Late, but worth the wait. This episode was supposed to be uploaded in February, but there was a glitch in the matrix.
    22 min
  • Episode 56 - 2024 INs, OUTs, Predictions, & Trends

    Listen as Crista documents all the ins/outs, predictions, and trends for 2024 because, well, she fully predicted Kanye and Kim's marriage in 2010 just by watching that one episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York; knew her exes (2010, 2014, 2018, 2021) were lying just by that stupid ass look they made with their faces; correctly guessed the 2021 Kentucky Derby and Super Bowl winners; and one time in Vegas, stood next to a random man at a Craps table, made friends, and dictated the correct bets to him for 17 straight rolls.  In true male fashion, the Vegas random didn’t listen to her at all... and ended up losing his fun money.  Sorry, not sorry.  We’re taking care of business first, so if you’re into International Economics, you’ll want to strap in for this one.

    Times

    Business First: 1:03

    Pop Culture: 17:00

    36 min
  • Episode 55 - Dirty Talk feat. Jenn from Japan
    It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: March 8, 2022 - International Women's Day!
    Crista visits the magical city of Las Vegas to visit a childhood friend from Japan, Jenn.  Get a sneak peek into what women talk about when no one is around as they discuss the oldest documented erotica, Jenn’s poetry as a Y chromosome connoisseur, the best communication/flirting tips for that special someone (some backed by science), and LOTS of locker-room girl talk.  If you have sensitive ears, definitely do NOT press play, but if you LOVE to laugh and cringe at the same time, grab a snack and max out your volume.
    1 hr 14 min
  • Episode 55 - Meet Mackenzie feat. Darius the Aquarius
    It's part of the two-fer to celebrate the holidays!! Originally recorded: July 4, 2022.
    In Las Vegas, one of Crista's favorite places is Ninja Karaoke.  The main reason – they serve Japanese Plum Wine.  At one of Jenn from Japan’s Ninja Karaoke performances, Crista made friends with girl dad Darius the Aquarius.  This episode listens like a live stream, but that’s because that’s what it was… open your ears to unedited banter as they talk music, observations on life, Darius’ love of the multiverse, interacting with the digital world, and buying virtual real estate.  Darius gives Crista a tour of his virtual properties and his virtual red room. Oooh lalala. If you search the multiverse hard enough, you might be able to find it, but until then, you can listen to Crista’s honest live reactions and observations.
    2 hr 3 min
  • Episode 54 - Good MILF Hunting

    "Sorry, I'm late. I'm a mom and *humble brag* a PhD student." Listen as Crista gives a quick life update and even quicker synthesis on why women are better hunters, the failings of the Man the Hunter theory research (and any research completed through a patriarchal societal lens), and most importantly, why Las Vegas is one of the most incredible places on earth. And before any of you men start talking sideways about this episode... just know... Gomez Addams would never.

    19 min
  • Episode 53 - Shateish feat. Shateish

    Join us as Crista chats with the very talented musical artist Shateish, hailing from Virginia's vibrant music scene. Her distinct tone, mesmerizing voice, and clever wordplay along with a fusion of blues, soul, and east coast hip hop sound waves, produced by Raw Koncept's NOTTZ, sets her apart from the rest of the crowd. Crista and Shateish touch on the many hats women wear, the undeniable alter ego all women have tucked away until the time is right, and her journey through music that has brought her sound to where it is today.

    48 min

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