The Good MILF

The Good MILF

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  • Episode 52 - True Crime: UCMJ Article 134 feat. Ex-US Navy Seal Aaron Howard

    Phew it only took 420 days to upload a new episode and this week’s episode is about small-town Texas boy turned Special Warfare Operator for the US Navy Seal Team 6… but it comes to a complete stop when Aaron Howard is accused of catfishing women.  After a full investigation, no evidence of photos, even not being in the country when some of the texts were sent to the victims, passing TWO polygraph tests, and a list of plausible theories on why he was targeted as a PNG (Persona Non Grata: an unacceptable or unwelcome person) Aaron was still removed from active duty.  Aaron still claims his innocence but gives us a timeline of the series of events that led to his discharge from the U.S. Navy, what he is doing now, and what his plans are for the future.  A real whodunit because at the end of the day someone did send those text messages to the victims.  If it wasn’t Aaron, who was it?  Do you think there is more to the story? Will we ever find out?  Where’s Nev and Max when you need them?

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 51 - Cali Sober feat. MMA Coach/Fighter Josh Thomas

    If he doesn't call you back, is flaky, has bad skin, or has fucked up eye brows.... you may be dating a meth head or a catfisher.  Listen as Crista and Josh discuss ethical dilemmas, when it's best to mind your own business, and good samaritan laws.  Josh shares his irrational yet rational fear of medical staff checking out his package and being the victim of compromising selfies while he's knocked out under anesthesia.  

    Josh is also a girl dad and shares how his life completely changed when his daughter was born and how his parenting skills are inspired by his brother.  Learning by example is the ultimate master class.  Crista shares her favorite type of curriculum that is similar to the 'unschooling method' and how Elon Musk utilizes similar learning strategies for his five to seven children.  We aren't sure how many kids Elon has.. but Josh and Crista talk about a potential Tesla robot army, war in the the social media era, crypto, and of course conspiracies. Check out Josh Thomas' new show EXCLUSIVELY on Spotify - Homegrown: The Podcast.

    1 hr 21 min
  • Episode 50 - Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS) feat. @inShaneinmybrain
    Pet peeves, bad habits, or Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)???? Have you ever looked at the person you were dating and felt absolutely annoyed or disgusted for what seems like no reason whatsoever??? Maybe they chew too loud, they’re always late, or maybe you started hating the way their armpits looked…..whatever the reason for the disgust there is a very scientific reason this happens in relationships. Listen as Crista and Shane-Michael share and discuss their most absurd and wildest SRS moments.
    50 min
  • Episode 49 - Love Thyself
    Short, sweet, and solo. 
    Xoxo.
    AGENDA:
    International QuirkyAlone Day.
    Yeezy turning into Skimmyz PR plan.
    Benefits of crying.
    The similarities between love and addiction.
    The ingredients to a scientific love potion.
    Making the patriarchy work for you.
    Crista's best pick up line.
    Life hack to increase adrenaline *Do at your own risk.
    43 min
  • Episode 48 - Day 1 feat. Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK

    Join Crista as she gets into mom mode with 17-year old Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK.  They discuss the use of music as an outlet for a variety of emotions; when he started to take music more seriously (hint: age 8 or 9); where his inspiration comes from; how he almost got lost along the way; and he even helps Crista with a Good MILF parody rap song.  Don't worry Kashout, writing credits were added.  The biggest takeaway, while not even old enough to vote, Kashout has experienced life in a way no child should have to ever experience life, but for a lot of Black American children, it is a reality.   Kashout talks about the murder of his parents, tiptoeing the line of gangs & illegal activities, and how his sisters helped him realize he was meant for more than death or jail.  

    *Kashout PFK's song, "Ready to Blow" is featured during this episode.

    53 min
  • Episode 47 - Teezy Tuesday feat. Hip Hop Artist TeezySoDope
    Look out world.. TeezySoDope is taking over,.. the airwaves and your brainwaves. Teezy's formula for success: consistency, determination, networking, meditation, and dope vibes.  Join Crista and Teezy as they discuss inclusivity in the music industry; the stories and inspiration behind Teezy's songs; being a cheerleader for your people and most importantly yourself; the importance of showing gratitude; talking to your past self from the future; believing and saying who you are and not dimming your own light; and her road to DopeWellness.
    *Yes, Crista and Teezy really meditate in this episode... so when that time comes... Stop, close your eyes, breathe, and take a brain break.
    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 46 - NFT 101 feat. Rap Wolves NFT Creator Andrej
    An unregulated market, crypto, digital artists, and Paul Logan. What do all these have in common??? A $41,000,000,000.. yes BILLION dollar market made from thin air. Crista asks Rap Wolves NFT Creator, Andrej, to stop by The Good MILF kitchen to give an introductory lesson on the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the newest and most innovative media that is not necessarily “real.” Andrej shares the story behind his creation, Rap Wolves, and he may or may not tell us how you can launder money utilizing NFTs. Just kidding, you can Google that yourself… I mean if you need to but we’re here to talk art, artists, and creating a community from the ground up.
    58 min
  • Episode 45 - Violence & Comedy feat. The Block Kevin Bianchi Jr.
    Do you remember Episode 1 when Crista went on a date with a guy that lived on a bus?  Yeah, that guy.. well this isn't him, but Kevin was the bartender that hosted Crista and Bus Guy's 7-hour date.  Now retired from bartending and back to his passions: fighting and comedy, Crista gets down to business as they both reminisce about her hinge match from that date night.  They discuss flirting as a way to get a bigger tip in the service industry, double penetration, and what it's like to date a vegan.  Kevin went on dates with 4 vegans and lets us know if they spit or swallow.  Obviously, this is a very controversial topic.  Crista and Kevin talk about how they reconnected and her excitement for Kevin's current lover, Immortal Fighting Championship, and how his first event went... hint: he cried!  Stay tuned for more sanctioned MMA and kickboxing events from the Immortal Fighting Championship team where his vision is to support and showcase the untapped talent in the Hampton Roads area and beyond.  Also, Kevin is funny as fuck, loves the word cunt, and can be seen doing his standup around town all while kicking ass and taking names.  Literally.
    52 min
  • Episode 44 - Green Juice & Makeup feat. CEO Christina Flach

    One of the interviews in the two-fer for this week includes Celebrity Makeup Artist, Creator, and CEO of Pretty Girl Makeup Christina Flach.  As Crista's daughter gets sassier and sassier she is looking for all the mom advice she can get.... Just her luck, in walks a Super Mom.  Armed with advice, tips, and how-to's on life, mom duties, post-traumatic growth, raising kids that make good decisions, and her infamous green juice Crista walks away with a notepad full of resources.  They share stories about their families, grief, recovery, and honoring the lives of the ones that pass on.  

    *Christina was married to gold medalist and world champion tennis player, Ken Flach.  In 2018, he died after a very accelerated bout of sepsis that derived from a cold.  Like most situations... always trust your intuition.. especially when it comes to your own health and advocacy.  


    CODE: PRETTYGIRL for 25% off at www.prettygirlmakeup.com

    www.ChristinaFlach.com

    @christinaflachmakeup

    @prettygirlmkup

    45 min
  • Episode 43 - Comedic Therapy feat. Comedian Big Vino
    Crista is starting the year off with some awesome interviews.  The two-fer for this week includes comedian #MrFeedYoGirl Big Vino.  They discuss what type of woman has the best snacks in the pantry; Vino's first time on stage; the different types of pimpin; and various slang words for fellatio; the best way to break up with someone; and of course, dogs.  As Vino explains to Crista the school of thought behind what is known as the existential crisis, Crista discovers the trigger of her own stage fright, and she finds out what some comics did during quarantine (hint: it's almost like an Only Fans).
    www.ComedicTherapy.xyz
    IG, TikTok, & Twitter: @bigvinoveritas
    Cashapp: $BigVinoComedy
    55 min

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