The Good MILF

The Good MILF

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The Good MILF episodes

  • Episode 32 - Sex Magick
    Manifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad.  A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations.  
    After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements.
    20 min
  • Episode 30 - Pride & Shame ft. Shane
    Crista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects.  Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive.  Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the story of his very first Pride!
    1 hr 12 min
  • Episode 29: Hot MILF Summer
    Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer.  She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the opposite sex, late-stage capitalism, wise words from Grandma, and a light-hearted shorty story about a renegade toddler poop.
    30 min
  • Episode 28 - Keanu Cool ft. Jack Moody
    To close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR.
    Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we’ll never know where he’s at because Jack Moody is a fake name, and no one knows what he looks like.. very Banksy of him.
    They discuss the Israel – Philippines Open Door Policy that dates back to the 1930s, Jack’s first job at nine years old, gatekeepers (yah, fuck you guys for not telling us your secrets), Jack’s house phone (yes, a landline phone), natural selection, potential superpowers from the COVID-19 vaccine, labeling potential dating app matches as a statistic or a historical figure, cancel culture, Chanel bags, evidence-based scientific research on what to put on your dating profile, sexual harassment, and red flags when meeting new people. Spoiler Alert: If you live in the New York area, match with a girl that wants to go to sushi, and when you pick her up, she’s in her pajamas. Leave immediately.
    Most importantly, and Crista’s favorite part of the episode, Jack defines the meaning of Keanu cool and how it should be a blueprint for all people that want to be better in a world where so much fucked up shit is happening.
    2 hr 17 min
  • Episode 27 - Dad Life ft. Carlos Spicy Weiner

    Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention that he ever got married. Carlos also enlightens us with his secret to a long, lasting, happy relationship (spoiler alert: pick your battles), how witty banter is arousing and erotic, and why certain pet nicknames are just off-limits. To close the episode, Crista and Carlos share awkward WTF parenting moments.  Be ready to laugh and cringe all at the same time.

    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 26 - Long Distance Love
    Crista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love.  She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox.  All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context.  Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control.
    25 min
  • Episode 25 - Remember When ft. Jenn from Japan

    The good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend.  In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love.  Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with Cinderella, why they had to pretend to be some guy's relatives when his girlfriend showed up at his house, how a Grammy-nominated hip hop group helped them confirm that Jenn's ex was lying to her, more insight and perspective on the classic "What are we?" question, and other cautionary tales about life and love.

    1 hr 26 min
  • Episode 24 - Hold On To Your Dicks

    Sada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17.  Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida.  However, he was married and a womanizer.  Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history.  

    The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dangers of unbridled female sexuality and is a threat to the patriarchal system."

    Ango Sakaguchi (1946) - "Sada Abe is a tender, warm figure of salvation for future generations."

    Hoshikikusui (1952) - Sada Abe receives a "model employee" award.

    28 min
  • Episode 23 - Three Half Chubs (Part 2)
    More of the shit show that was Episode 22.  Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What’s up with white boys always wanting to play Devil’s Advocate?
    57 min

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