Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer.  She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the opposite sex, late-stage capitalism, wise words from Grandma, and a light-hearted shorty story about a renegade toddler poop.