The Good MILF

Knowing how to use your feminine energy as your weapon of choice is a great resource to have in your toolbox. That goes for you to men.  Feminine Energy is about intuition, nurturing, being, experiencing, receiving, and compassion.  When you are thrown into an unstable survival mode (masculine energy) you can not thrive.. and when you don't thrive in your environment you don't feel sexy.  So, what will it be??? Embrace our feminine energy to be in a perpetual sexy mode or be out of balance and not sexy?  How do we embrace our feminine energy.. well you have to listen to find out, buttttttt here's a hint: Emotional Intelligence.

Also, Crista shares a sure-fire why to catch a cheater. 

Ever want to be a fly on the wall at someone else's first date?  Well here's your chance.  Crista convinced one of her Hinge matches to have their date on The Good MILF podcast.. interview style.  Everyone meet Jay.  Originally they were supposed to talk about yin & yang; oral sex; giving and receiving; fake love; and the formula for complementary opposites.  However, Jay from Hinge can be kind of an asshole. Like Ye level asshole, but he's also a feminist.  It's all about balance people.  Listen as Crista weaves in and out of his spider web and Jay discovers that Crista's Hinge matches either become experiments or colleagues...  he quickly offers up his services.  Good Bye Cerebral. Mama's got a new therapist.  I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  or not. You'll find out at the end. 

Spooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews.  This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice based on very true first-hand experiences.  Crista explains when to enact the phases of friend-zoning; what the phases of friend-zoning are; and why we don't compliment a specific type of man. In this episode, we also learn various ways to gain perspective and guidance from zodiac signs, planets, and birth charts.  We learn if karma is actually a bitch by identifying where Saturn is in our birth charts and then checking on our exes to see how those dishes were served.  MOST IMPORTANTLY, we learn about "The Grand Penile Configuration" (birth chart/dick size experiment - hint: give 1 inch for each placement and then add an inch for each testicle).  Also, 11/11 make a wish. 

10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF’s broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical.  In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista’s manifestation for her dream man; animal hierarchies; Adam, Steve, and Lilith; sprinkle in a pinch of emotional baggage and childhood trauma; and this cauldron is bubbling and brewing to defeat the patriarchy and social norms everywhere. 

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