Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention that he ever got married. Carlos also enlightens us with his secret to a long, lasting, happy relationship (spoiler alert: pick your battles), how witty banter is arousing and erotic, and why certain pet nicknames are just off-limits. To close the episode, Crista and Carlos share awkward WTF parenting moments.  Be ready to laugh and cringe all at the same time.