Our audio quality took a weird dive this episode, and we aren't quite sure why. We're planning another heist to steal a better microphone from the lawyers, but these things take time. Until that happens, enjoy this episode!

Our topics include: Onion ring divination, demon cursing adventures, Charlie was voted most likely to "take care of" a teacher and flee the country in her high school yearbook, ranting about persona 4 (again), Claudia's pep talk, cars that can smell, Dustcoin, and diamond cowboys.

Our theme song is Butter Beans by Thelma Bolton and Tom Waltin, courtesy of the Florida Folklife Collection!

Also, the Vaseline Man has a message for you: this podcast is a comedy podcast! Nothing we say here is a reflection of our true beliefs. We make this show for fun, and the characters we protray in it are not ourselves. NSA don't arrest us, please!