On the seventeenth episode of Much Review About Nothing, we review Hellfest (2018). Again, we must point out that we haven't seen the movie. That is 100% not a joke. Everything we know about the film comes from the trailer, reviews, articles, and our own biased preconceptions. Listen along as we ponder burning questions like: Has this turned into a podcast about brainstorming movie ideas? Why don’t horror villains ditch their boring, old knives and use something interesting like a trebuchet? Won’t somebody please help BoyBandCrazy watch this movie? (She’s tried everything!) Is Lightning-Fast Everyman one of Peter Rabbit's sinister—yet highly relatable—allies? But most importantly, why are the hammer scene, the bathroom scene, and the syringe scene so impressive? Do they play out in a sequence or happen at the same time? What’s the order here? We need answers!