Have you ever wanted power? Control over your fellow men? A meteoric rise can be yours, and all you need to do is: adopt a cat. And it doesn't hurt if you're a grizzled hobo baby who has ridden the rails a few times, like the hero of our episode 17 story: "The History of Whittington."

Suggested talking points: Hobabos, State Senator Gordie, conspiracy theory ASMR, Ratatouille Island, the Even Count, Tyler: Master of all History, genetically engineered mouse woman, cat-propelled get rich quick scheme, Brock the vote, bell-induced puberty, a ship named Unicorn

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