1) If you could host any TV show, past or present, which one would it be?

2) If you had to go back to any of your shitty day jobs and be well paid for it what day job would it be?

3) If you had to break up with someone and you could choose any method of telling them (by phone, text, Fax, face-to-face or dear-john letter) which would it be? And how would you prefer to be broken up with?

4) If you had to have the successful career of any athlete, who would it be? Consider the "post career" in your answer.

5) Would you rather be caught urinating outside or being caught buying magazine porn at a convenience store?