Welcome to Episode 17! Todd's garage is haunted by a toy that no one has played with for a decade. And it's angry.

Todd's son is wearing a morph suit for Halloween this year with an orange wig. He's too young to date anyone or drive. He's too old to be cute and eat candy. So he decided to embody the awkwardness of junior high by covering his entire body in Spandex.

Matt goes to too many parties for four-year-olds. He's purchased a stack of the same gift and created a rubric to meet the challenge. Dave regales the fathers with a tale of the worst pre-K birthday party ever.

PSA's about forest fires used to be jacked up.

Dave's kids now have their mattresses on the floor of his room. There is no worse failure.

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